The sweentess
Sharozard (11:14:04 PM): Tess would be a terrible lesbian. her worst fear is 'hey Tess! Let's be a threesome!' She might punch him
blessedprime (11:14:24 PM): Shawn: TO BE a weathergirl. not DO a weathergirl
Sharozard (11:14:46 PM): Tess: Wow. My angry eyes are screwing up my sight. Sorry Big Brother.
blessedprime (11:15:21 PM): Shawn: What are you so worried about anyway? You're a KID! Go have fun. Who needs strings when there is SOOOOOOOOO much out there to check out
Sharozard (11:16:00 PM): Tess: I'm not worries and I'm not a kid anymore. I'll actually be legal to get drunk in February. I just have such suck luck and I wanna know why. This is guy number 3.
Sharozard (11:16:04 PM): *d
blessedprime (11:16:14 PM): Shawn: Wanna know how many girls I'm on?
Sharozard (11:16:31 PM): Tess: You can't count on both hands twice anymore.
blessedprime (11:16:49 PM): Shawn: To be honest? I Lost count past Alberquerque
Sharozard (11:17:22 PM): Tess: I've heard this story, believe me. Yes, I know you don't remember that. It's better that way. I was a nightmare for you. The other you.
blessedprime (11:17:46 PM): Shawn: A nightmare? What did you try to embarass me on dates?
blessedprime (11:18:37 PM): Shawn: No worries. I've done that plenty of times. This one time? I had nearly sealed the deal with this chick. I even had a giant strawberry....
Sharozard (11:20:03 PM): Tess: No, I left you alone on your dates, I was 16, that was ewwy. I got in some trouble, a little sick. Had quite a mouth. Normal teen stuff.
Sharozard (11:20:13 PM): Tess: Dont ever finish that story,
blessedprime (11:20:29 PM): Shawn: ^__^
Sharozard (11:20:45 PM): Tess: I don't get if I hate you or love you to death.
blessedprime (11:21:08 PM): Shawn: I generally have that effect on people.
Sharozard (11:21:41 PM): Tess: Most people love you and don't wanna admit it. Except Mom, Goose.
blessedprime (11:22:05 PM): Shawn: Pfft. Who wouldn't admit to loving this?
Sharozard (11:22:22 PM): Tess: You can't see it, but mine and Gus' hands are raised.
blessedprime (11:22:43 PM): Shawn: You already admitted to it
Sharozard (11:23:21 PM): Tess: I never said I did love you. You're my big brother. That goes in my diary. P.S. If mom offers to show you home movies? Shoot her down.
blessedprime (11:23:59 PM): Shawn: What? And harm She Who Bore Me? Crazy child.
Sharozard (11:24:28 PM): Tess: I was a completely different person in the birthday video which you shall never see!
blessedprime (11:26:58 PM): Shawn: Says you. But original point Miss Side Tracker R Us
blessedprime (11:27:11 PM): Shawn: Why would you possibly want to be tied down?
Sharozard (11:27:50 PM): Tess: It's not that I wanna be tied down. I'm not looking to get married ever. I don't ..know what it is. It's my first time living on my own in two years. I get lonely. And shit.
blessedprime (11:29:33 PM): Shawn: That's because you don't keep busy.
blessedprime (11:29:38 PM): Shawn: I know you've heard about my life
Sharozard (11:30:32 PM): Tess: Not much I can do between work and school, kid. I don't want to pass as a psychic for my abilities.
blessedprime (11:31:11 PM): Shawn: Pfft. That was so much LATER. Just use your thingie to get into places
Sharozard (11:31:51 PM): Tess: I really don't do well drunk. I've been considering a trip. Then mom showed up, and Logan begged me to stick close.
blessedprime (11:32:14 PM): Shawn: See? Tied down.
blessedprime (11:32:46 PM): Shawn: I like Richie Rich same as the next kid. But c'mon Kiddo! Love em and leave em
blessedprime (11:33:52 PM): (i just LOVE making Shawn to be as big a hypocrit as possible)
Sharozard (11:34:16 PM): Tess: Yeah, but then what happens if you get stuck on the love part?
Sharozard (11:34:22 PM): (I love you and Shawn period)
blessedprime (11:34:42 PM): Shawn: *snort* What's love got to do with it? Want me to wear the wig?
Sharozard (11:35:17 PM): Tess: Yeah true, love's a battlefield, right? Guess you're right. It's pointless.
blessedprime (11:35:17 PM): (she can tell him. he won't buy it but she can argue it)
Sharozard (11:35:35 PM): (Oh she wont ever mention that. She likes him this way XD)
blessedprime (11:35:40 PM): Shawn: Course I'm right. Look at my parents! It just screws stuff up
Sharozard (11:37:17 PM): Tess: Half those parents are mine, thanks. And at least you've got your Dad.
blessedprime (11:37:26 PM): Shawn: You can have him
blessedprime (11:37:49 PM): (what would Tess do if a Lassy did show up?)
Sharozard (11:38:13 PM): (Hit on him XD Beg Shawn not to look at the pretty detective)
Sharozard (11:38:28 PM): Tess: Yeah, came close enough to that for comfort as it was, thanks.